"By and large, the new guy is the same as the old guy, but with a few nice amenities."
- DARREN MURPHmanaging editor of tech website Engadget, on the debut of Apple's newest iPad; the re-tooled tablet features a faster processor, upgraded camera and improved high-definition display
"I love my iPad. I love my iPod. I love IHOP, if you have anything to do with that."
- ELLEN DEGENERES,apologizing to Apple for airing an iPhone spoof ad on an episode of her show
"People laughed at us for using the word magical. But you know what? It's turned out to be magical."
- STEVE JOBS,Apple CEO, unveiling the new iPad on Wednesday; Jobs interrupted his medical leave to make an appearance at the launch
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