"Might be a late one tonight."
- RORY MCLLROYthe 22-year-old phenom from Northern Ireland, planning to celebrate his defeating of Tiger Woods at the Honda Classic Sunday, which lifted him to the No. 1 golfer in the world
"The next hurdle is to create a firewall to put up sufficient money to know that Ireland and Portugal won't be next."
- FREDERICK NEUMANNan HSBC economist, after the Eurozone agreed to a $170 billion bailout to help Greece avoid a default
"He's Brian Cowen, the Prime Minister of Ireland. Oh God, it's so nice to know we're not the only country with drunken morons, isn't it?"
- JAY LENO,Tonight Show host, who showed his audience a picture of Cowen and asked them to guess if he were a bartender, a politician or a comedian
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